Author: 尤前
Artist: –
Category: Chinese Web Novel, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Xianxia
Status: Completed
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Translator(s)/Translation Group: Scrya
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Description:
The Revered Master, Yu Yan, known as the number one in the cultivation world, waited for sixteen thousand years, and finally took in a disciple. He taught her carefully, and took care of her diligently.
He watched her slowly grew stronger as she comprehended the laws, and just as she was about to soar into prominence… she died!
Hence, he once again took in another disciple, carefully taught her, diligently took care of her, and then… she died again!
Thus, he took in another disciple, and not long after… she still died!
Yu Yan: …
Disciple: …
(Why do I always get picked up by the same person every time I reincarnate? Haaaa… )
Chapter 01: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field
Chapter 02: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
Chapter 03: Curiosity Kills the Cat
Chapter 04: Entering the Mountain Sect
Chapter 05: Bro, Who are You?
Chapter 06: Admitting into the Jade Forest
Chapter 07: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
Chapter 08: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
Chapter 09: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
Chapter 16: Emergency
Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain Peak
Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
Chapter 34: Pig-like Party Member
Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple will Lead to Death
Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
Chapter 52: Treasure-Protecting Demonic Beast
Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
Chapter 62: Identity Verification
Chapter 63: Making a Fool Out of a Beast Without Discussion
Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
Chapter 71: Could Not be Described
Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-Like Cultivation
Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
Chapter 83: Male BUG Female BUG
Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao Version 4.0 Has Logged In
Chapter 88: Where did this Little Junior Martial Sister Come From?
Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
Chapter 98: Male Partner’s Scheme
Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
Chapter 105: A BUG can Call for a Transfer
Chapter 106: The World Where We Have to Look at Faces
Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
Chapter 115: The Great Escape
Chapter 116: Hello, Master
Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
Chapter 121: There’s no Engagement
Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
Chapter 125: Grasping It Sure Feels Good
Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
Chapter 131: The Divine Residence
Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Support Expert
Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
Chapter 142: Great Great Grandmaster
Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
Chapter 146: Beloved Truth
Chapter 147: Release that Lady
Chapter 148: The Most Inhumane Abuse
Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
Chapter 159: Master is Released
Chapter 160: Sudden Change
Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
Chapter 162: Late-Coming Scenario Benefit
Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s ______
Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 185: The Second Art of Disciple Trolling
Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
Chapter 188: Seal Released
Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
Chapter 192: The World is Doomed
Chapter 193: Version Rollback
Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
Chapter 197: Flunked
Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
Chapter 204: The Familiar Beast
Chapter 205: The Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
Chapter 207: Side-quest Item
Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys for You
Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
Chapter 216: Otherworldly My Ass!
Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
Chapter 223: Prelude to War
Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
Chapter 226: Single Dragon Can’t be Hurt
Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountain
Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
Chapter 236: Friendship That Transcends the Barrier of Species
Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot be Awakened with a Kiss
Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t be Too Depressed
Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
Chapter 256: Got Tricked
Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
Chapter 268: Release My Master
Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me
Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride
Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~
Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
Chapter 279: Please Study Well
Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
Chapter 282: Catch That Beast
Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas
Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat this Person Up Myself
Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
Chapter 307: Rising New Star
Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Message
Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash
Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Rightenousness
Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
Chapter 321: Don’t Wanna be a Good Girl
Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
Chapter 330: I Can Read
Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
Chapter 335: Open (The Path) Sesame
Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
Chapter 337: The Young Man Still has Two Other Faces
Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
Chapter 341: Become One With the Darkness, Single Puppy
Chapter 342: Awakening Notice
Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
Chapter 363: Don’t be Abstract, Be Realistic
Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
Chapter 387: Become a CEO
Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
Chapter 393: The Final Finale
How interesting, seeing the typical protagonist from such a different perspective. These harem building guys really are just kinda disgusting. Although this one is a lot worse than most. The others, such as Chu Feng or Yun Che basically go for quality, whereas this one seems to just go for quantity.
(Spoilers below)
Also, notably, seems to show no guilt or remorse when he gets some of them killed. So maybe I dislike him because he’s a scummy harem builder, not just inherently cos he’s a harem builder.
Anyway, really great story, I like it a lot, thanks to the translators.
Just a quick note for anyone reading the comment above…. they were referring to a random character or two in the story, NOT the main character…
I love it!! Thank you for translating.
Hey, just to let you know, as I’m advancing through the chapters I keep getting redirected to spam websites. It’s pretty annoying, and I’d hate for your wonderful site to be associated with malware. I hope that you can take a look at this.
I do love the story a lot. I’ve been laughing my head off continuously. It’s great! Thank you for your translations!
I think it was around chapter 145ish where it started happening.
If you still keep getting redirected, send us the redirect URL via the contact form and we’ll report it.
what did I just read!!!
Where the actual fantasy, action, and adventure!!!
This is too much >_<
I would like to express million thanks to the translator. The main protagonist ‘s inner dialogue was so hilarious (our swearing patterns are very similar, I can totally relate). I have to move from my desk to my bed, to avoid injuring myself from violent laughing fits, seriously.
Thank you for giving us readers, access to these wonderful novels!
PS. I’ve watched lots of xianxia dramas (in thai) with grandma a lot as a child. This is so nostalgic.
I would like to express million thanks to the translator. The main protagonist ‘s inner dialogue was so hilarious (our swearing patterns are very similar, I can totally relate). I have to move from my desk to my bed, to avoid injuring myself from violent laughing fits, seriously.
Thank you for giving us readers, access to these wonderful novels!
PS. I’ve watched lots of xianxia dramas (in thai) with grandma a lot as a child. This is so nostalgic.
Just a reminder that we love and appreciate you for translating this. I cannot stress enough how much I enjoy reading this! It makes me laugh, leaves me in suspense, and takes me on an awesome adventure! Thank you for taking your time to share this amazing story with us. 🙂
Hi, wanna ask if where are chapters 208 onwards? It’s stated as completed yet I can’t find the other chapters TT
Oh hello 🙂
Thanks for the chapter. 🙂
And here the question.
But first… you didn’t like fate series? °o°
Yeah, pretty much the protagonist is and idealistic air head nad this is the reason cuz all hate/love Shiro XD
Luky b*****d lol
Anyway the question is, what’s the color witch you feel more affinity instinctively? 🙂
See ya and take care 🙂
A ton of thanks to the translator for your consistent translations. This series is honestly such a joy to read. I’ve laughed with Zhu Yao and cried with her, and I’ve watched with bated breath as she steps closer and closer to her dream of eat– *cough cough– getting together with Yu Yan. I honestly wish I had a Zhu Yao in my life to hang out with, that’s how much I love and relate to her. Thank you again for your hard work, and please keep going, because you have loyal fans here cheering you on!!!! <3
hey Scrya, how are you doing, buddy?
I’m following steven univers, so funny 🙂
Feel free to drop, even just to say hello 🙂
We are here !
bye
this is the funniest action-silly-romance plot I’ve ever read, thanx for translating
hugs n kisses from waaay across the web
This novel is my favourite so far does someone know when the translation will continue ?
Good evening I humbly ask the permission of Moon Bunny Cafe to let me share this translated novel on Wattpad. Please let me have the permission.
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nope!