DDFYM – Chapter 146

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Chapter 146: The results of the Hundred Revolutions Pill

Fatty Qu saw that everyone was looking at him with a judging look and coughed twice, saying, “Didn’t you say earlier that this would increase our strength. What, does it not?”

Sima You Yue slapped Fatty Qu on the head, showing that she no longer wanted to continue the conversation.

“Bei Gong, you know about this Hundred Revolutions Pill?” Ouyang Fei asked.

“Mm.” Bei Gong Tang said, “I heard of others talk about it before but I’ve never seen it.”

“What kind of pill is this?” Wei Zi Qi asked.

“Hundred Revolutions Pill, it’s called the Cleansing Marrow Pill. When you hear this name, you will know what use it has.” Bei Gong Tang said.

“Cleansing Marrow Pill?!” Ouyang Fei and the others cried out simultaneously.

They did not know what a Hundred Revolutions Pill was, but the moment they heard the name Cleansing Marrow Pill, they knew what it was used for.

“Right, the function of this pill is to cleanse the meridians and change your physique, increasing the speed of your cultivation in the future.” Sima You Yue said.

“What in the world, You Yue, where did you get thing kind of pill?!” Fatty Qu patted his chest as if he had been given the biggest shock ever.

“It just happened that that person knew the method of refining the pill and it happened to require the Golden Snake Fruit. We thought that this pill would be better in terms of long term benefits, so we decided on refining this.” Sima You yue explained, “However, I don’t know what it’s effects are and I haven’t eaten it before, so you all can tell me how it goes after you’ve used it.”

“Actually, this is also able to increase one’s strength.” Bei Gong Tang said.

“This can be used to increase one’s strength as well? He didn’t tell me that!” Sima You Yue cried out with surprise.

“It could be that the person felt that increasing one’s strength was incomparable to the long term benefits that it held.” Bei Gong Tang said, “When it’s purging the body of impurities, one’s strength will be increased in the meantime. I’ve seen someone use this before, that’s why I know a bit about it. However, that person only ate one.”

Bei Gong Tang’s facial expression was not too great as she was explaining this. It was probably because her relationship with the person who ate this pill was not that great.

“That person said that one person could only eat two pills at most, and it would be useless to eat more. That’s why I prepared two pills for each of you.” Sima You Yue explained, “You all can find your own time to use them.”

“You Yue, do you not have any?” Wei Zi Qi asked.

“This pill is useless to me.” Sima You Yue said, “Because of a few things that happened, my body has already been reforged. Even if it ate this, it would have no effect. Why don’t you all just use it together, I can help watch over you all.”

“Then let’s do it tonight.” Ouyang Fei said.

He really wanted to know how they would turn out after their marrows had been cleansed.

Bei Gong Tang and the other nodded, agreeing with Ouyang Fei’s suggestion. They were also extremely curious about the Hundred Revolutions Pill.

“The process will be a bit painful, but you definitely cannot lose consciousness, or else it will affect the result of the pill.” Bei Gong Tang notified them.

She remembered the time where those few people had given the only Hundred Revolutions Pill to that woman to eat, but she could not stand it and fainted. Later on, she heard the people of the clan say that her outcome was not as good as it could have been.

“Mm, we will.” Fatty Qu nodded as he said.

As a result, once nighttime came, Wei Zi Qi and the others returned to their rooms to cultivate letting their mental states reach their full potential. When night came and everything was silent, the few of them simultaneously closed their eyes.

The four of them opened the door, making sure that everything was properly prepared. They waved to Sima You Yue, who was in the room, before returning back.

This night, they would only need to eat a single Hundred Revolutions Pill. However, it was said that the outcome would differ according to the level of talent of different people. The time they would take would also vary.

Sima You yue Waited inside the room. When she failed to hear any cries of anguish, she had no idea how things were progressing for them.

After a long time, Fatty Qu was the first one to run out of the room, dashing towards the toilet.

Subsequently, Wei Zi Qi ran out, followed by Ouyang Fei and Bei Gong Tang.

Sima You Yue watched as the four of them charged towards the toilet and back to their own rooms, to the toilet, then their rooms, then to the toilets… each of them made the trips at least seven or eight times.

“It’s not like Mo Sha put some kind of laxative in there, why do they keep having the runs?” Sima You Yue teased as she sat happily in her room, watching them run.

However, she lost all joy later on, because the smell wafting off each person was extremely smelly. She would smell it every single time they passed her by.

“Can’t stand it!” Little Roc, who was perched on her shoulder, gave a cry as he flapped his wings and flew to the roof.

Sima You Yue also moved her seat farther away. That smell was really too putrid!

The interval between the times they had run to the toilet started to grow longer. The four of them continued to run back and forth until the later half of the night. After that, the rays of light symbolising an increase in rank started to shine from their rooms.

“Three times, three times, two times, three times. Everyone increased by three ranks, except for Fatty Qu, who increased by two. However, that’s not bad either.” Sima You Yue counted the number of times that each of them had increased in rank and realised that everyone was a genius and increased greatly in rank.

Fatty Qu was the first to walk out of his room at the first break of dawn.

“You Yue, ha ha ha, I increased by two whole ranks, did you see?”

When he saw Sima You Yue, Fatty Qu ran over emotionally and stretched out his hands in order to hug her, but was kicked outside immediately.

Sima You Yue pinched her nose, saying, “I saw that you increased two ranks. Before you become too excited, please clean yourself up.”

Fatty Qu lowered his head and looked at himself. He realised that he was covered in some filthy, pitch black discharge. He was even giving off a putrid smell.


It was only now that he recovered his senses after being excited from his rank advancement, and rushed off to take a shower.

After this, Wei Zi Qi came out as well. However, he did not run over and headed straight for the shower.

Ouyang Fei was next, and he also headed towards the direction of the shower.

However, one form only had a single place for bathing. Because Fatty Qu and the others had snatched it, Bei Gong Tang no longer had any place to bathe by the time she came out.

“Bei Gong, I’ve already prepare a bit of water for you. You can go to the toilet area and wash up a little first. I’ll help you get more water if it’s not enough.” Sima You Yue called after Bei Gong Tang.

Bei Gong Tang saw the two casks of water beside Sima You Yue and hurriedly said her thanks before picking it up and heading towards the toilet.

She could not stand the stench coming from her body a second longer!

Sima You yue never thought that Bei Gong Tang would use a total of six full casks of water. She did not know how much discharge had actually been excreted from their bodies!

Thinking of how these clean freaks had actually been covered in filth, she could not help but give a cold shudder on their behalf.

By the time that everyone had cleaned themselves up, the sky was already bright. Everyone could not help but to continually sniff themselves, even after they came out, to see if any stench was left on their body. They did not know whether or not it was all in their head, but they all felt as if they still had the smell lingering on their bodies.

“You Yue, can you help me smell my body and see if any smell remains?” Fatty Qu walked over and said.

Sima You Yue kicked him aside, saying, “My nose has already gone numb from smelling you guys last night. Don’t come near me today.”

“Do you really have to be so distant!” Fatty Qu cried as he stood one meter away from her, looking as if he had been wronged.

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