DKC – Chapter 1303

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Chapter 1303 – Girl genius (1)

After letting out these two little spirit pets, the consequences were too horrible to contemplate.

These two little things were complete gluttons, moreover, they were the kind that specialized in picking out only the good things to eat.

After Su Luo let them out, the two little spirit pets behaved as if they’d been let out of a cage. Exceedingly cheerful and lighthearted, a flash of their bodies and traces of them disappeared.

When Su Luo’s gaze settled on everything again, these two little things had already split off, charging towards delicacies they had set their eyes on. That speed was like an artillery shell, extremely fast.

In the imperial kitchen, there was no one guarding before those stew pots and earthenware pots, so they became their first choice.

The little dragon’s two little claws clasped a pot of colorful and lustrous, delicious sharkfin chicken stew, tilted his head up, and with gulping sounds, poured it into his mouth.

Upon seeing this, the little fox didn’t want to be outdone and followed him, lifting a pot of Lion’s Mane Mushroom balls. Her tongue moved round, even cleaning out the bottom of the pot. Then, this girl even demonstrated her innate ability, turning the pot upside down to show the little divine dragon, that she had eaten until there was not even a drop left.

Upon seeing this, the little divine dragon scoffed inwardly. He could lose at anything else but this. The little divine dragon’s two claws each grabbed a ginseng root and swallowed it one by one.

When the little fox saw this, she proudly humphed twice and even used her leg claw to kick up four Chrysanthemum Buddha Hand pastries. As they were falling down, she opened her mouth wide and caught each of the four Chrysanthemum Buddha Hand pastries separately.

Seeing this, Su Luo could not help but facepalm inwardly.

She had known early on that with these two scourges around, the imperial kitchen could forget about having any good food left over. Seeing these two little things snatch things up happily, Su Luo also began to make her move.

At this moment, Su Luo leisurely and contentedly lay down on the roof, and then let out a slender and almost invisible vine leaf from her sleeve.

This vine leaf was amazing. It was that same one which, at that time, had switched out the purple-colored crystal stones from right before Ancestor Mo, causing the old man to have Recoil of Madness.

Ever since stealing the purple-colored crystal stones, this golden vine could be considered as having experienced the huge gales and billows. It completely didn’t even place these little streams into its sights. At this time, its golden vine shrank until it was more slender than a sewing needle, noiselessly moving towards the target below.

After wrapping around a pot with overflowing fragrance, it then returned quickly in a flash, handing the pot over to Su Luo.

This was a serving of colourful, lustrous, golden-yellow, oily, juicy, and shiny Kung Pao Hare.

Definitely deserving of being a product from the imperial palace. With a rich aroma, gluttonous people’s forefingers would move greatly, and their saliva would flow down. Su Luo also wasn’t polite and ate it up with gusto.

By the time Su Luo finished eating this pot, she bowed her head to look and found that the lovely little golden vine had practically moved more than half the imperial kitchen before her.

Su Luo happily smiled and was also not polite and flipped her sleeve. Su Luo swept all these pots, pans and plates of delicacies into her space, leaving the food to be properly enjoyed later after returning. After all, the cooking skills of those in the imperial kitchen were much better than her own.

Once she finished cleaning up, and after eating her fill and drinking excessively, Su Luo waved her hands. Then, bringing the two little spirit pets with bulging and round bellies, she flew out from the window.

Talking about it seems like it took a really long time, but in actuality, from when Su Luo stepped into the imperial kitchen until she finished eating her fill and drinking excessively then left, this merely took a cup of tea’s worth of time. So, the cooks in the imperial kitchen, who were still toiling away, working hard to cook the dishes, completely didn’t know that most of the evening meal that they’d finished cooking had already been stolen.

Soon after Su Luo and them had left, these cooks in the imperial kitchen finished cooking the final few dishes. Then, when they prepared to serve them to all the nobles in the palace——

They saw a mess all over the floor.

Bone fragments, fish bones, fruit peel, fruit cores… These rubbish were thrown messily onto the floor.

“Oh, heavens! Just what exactly happened here?!”

“Oh, hell! Where is the Kung Pao Hare that the Empress Dowager likes? And the fragrant pan-fried perch that His Majesty clearly said he wants to eat? And the Lion’s Mane Mushroom balls that the Queen Empress specially ordered?”

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9 Responses to DKC – Chapter 1303

  1. Reading Demon says:

    The poor chefs…. And poor Northern Mo and co will have to stay hungry a little more~

    Thank you for the chapter~!

    • Violet Wolf says:

      Guess after seeing those two little ruffian eating their way out seems Luo luo don’t want to left behind LOLL

  2. Random Dude says:

    I just noticed that the raws already have over 10,000 chapters and is still ongoing. I thought we were getting near the end… geez, even with 2 chapters a day every day for 12 years will only get us to where the novel is now, not including how many chapters the author will write in that time!!!

    • June says:

      At most I’ll try to translated up to book one ending… which is when they leave this world for the spirit world. Even that will take another 6 to 7 years… since we only do two chapters releases from sponsors.

      • Random Dude says:

        wait, how many chapters to a book?

        • June says:

          The published books are couple of hundred chapters each… ending arcs etc… I just split it into sections. eg. section one is this world, section two is spirit word, section three return to this world etc… So the way I divided has thousands of chapters…

      • Arkeus says:

        Yikes, yeah 🙁

        At a certain point you have to let go, but that’s kind of sad, there is some fun moments later.

        • June says:

          Yes the book has lots of fun moments that’s why I decided to binge read it and translated it. But reading and translating is two different things. So I decided to pick another project that has an ending (still close to 2000 chapters and twice as long in length per chapter as DKC)

  3. lamperouge0 says:

    omg those poor cooks

    thanks for translating!

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